Would You Rather... ?'s Read It and Wipe: Condensed Comedy for the CanGiving new meaning to the term "bathroom humor,"Would You Rather . . .' Read It and Wipe is the first book of comedy written and edited specifically to be read on the throne. The book features cutting-edge wit (both highbrow and lowbrow) at lengths perfect for lounging in the loo. Contributors include masters of the short and funny,Would You Rather . . .' authors Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg, as well as some of their witty and famous friends. Included is the soon-to-be-famous "Doodie Log"! |
Contents
Section 1 | 3 |
Section 2 | 11 |
Section 3 | 20 |
Section 4 | 31 |
Section 5 | 56 |
Section 6 | 57 |
Section 7 | 59 |
Section 8 | 110 |
Section 9 | 152 |
Section 10 | 153 |
Common terms and phrases
Additional Comments asked BALL DROPS Bar Mitzvah Bathroom Book bottle bowl Chicago Bears chocolate Clean-up club Color cork comes crap Date DOODIE LOG Number door DROPS Great Stories Ease of Exit elevator Emergency Toilet Paper felt floor Flounder Flounder Flounder girl Girth going Greedo guy died Harry Potter hour Jason Heimberg Jeff Jesus Legally Blonde legs Legz Diamond Length of Stools look Lorne Michaels LUPO Melvin MindF*cks minutes movie night Number of Stools Odor Pac-Man pants play player poop Pornification porno realized Recent Meals reckoning restroom shit shot Smurf Software someone Stories in Diarrhea Stories Your Children suck Super Bowl Shuffle tell Texture as best Things Thought toilet paper TOILET TRIVIA told tomorrow or yesterday turned walk Willie Gault wipe words World's Worst Yo Momma Yo-Yo Yo-Yo Ma