Sh*t My Dad Says“This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.” “Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.” “If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.” Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name. |
Contents
Section 1 | 1 |
Section 2 | 9 |
Section 3 | 15 |
Section 4 | 25 |
Section 5 | 35 |
Section 6 | 45 |
Section 7 | 55 |
Section 8 | 65 |
Section 11 | 87 |
Section 12 | 97 |
Section 13 | 105 |
Section 14 | 115 |
Section 15 | 129 |
Section 16 | 141 |
Section 17 | 151 |
Section 18 | 159 |
Other editions - View all
Common terms and phrases
ain’t Angus asked asshole birthday brother bullshit called chair coming couple dad’s decided doctor door drive Evan face feel felt figured followed friends front fucking getting give give a shit goddamned going gonna grabbed hand happened head hear heard hold it’s Jesus knew later leave Listen living living room looked mean minutes months mother moved never night Okay parents person pick play pretty question realized replied running San Diego screamed seat shit sitting someone sound started stuff sure talking teacher tell that’s there’s thing thought told took trying turned voice waiting walked watch week worry Yeah you’re