TICKLER. True, their mouths seem to be completely sealed up as to all the really stirring points. A cold-blooded, rancorous, cautious, cowardly pack! Give me the whisky bottle, North. ODOHERTY. There's Tickler himself for you-! Why don't you grapple, as you call it, with some of those grand topics yourself, Mister Timotheus?-Do you want the sugar ? TICKLER. Me?-I hate all bothering topics. I like best to thrum away on my own old chords. Here, taste this, Baronet. ODOHERTY. Very fair indeed. A single slice of the lemon peel, if you please. NORTH. No acid in the jug. If you wish it, you may make a tumbler. ODOHERTY. Pooh! I don't care a straw about it. It will do as it is. I only thought we might take advantage of Hogg's slumbers, to give ourselves the variety of a single round of punch-demy.-Have you seen Hannah More's new book? NORTH. On Prayer?-Oh yes, 'tis far her best. A really excellent treatise. It will live. That water could not have been boiling, Timothy. A plague on that waiter! He thought the brass kettle would look better, and so he has half spoiled our jorum. I never yet met with what I assure you, is quite drinkable. pontets, that nothing appears bumper. ODOHERTY. could call a really bad jug of toddy. This, I You have made your mouth so hot with these more than lukewarm to you. Try another NORTH. Transeat.-Look at Clavers. He absolutely imitates the very snore of his master. TICKLER. A fine old dog, really.-By the by, have you heard how Queen Hynde is doing? NORTH. Very well, I believe; and no wonder. 'Tis certainly his best poem. TICKLER. I have not had time to look into it. What with dinners, and so forth, I never get reading anything at this time of the year. ODOHERTY. 'Tis really a good, bold, manly sort of production. There's a vigour about him, even in the bad passages, that absolutely surprises one. On he goes, splash, splash-By Jupiter, there's a real thundering energy about the af fair. NORTH. Hand me the volume, Ensign.-That's it below Brewster's Journal. Thank ye. I thought it had been a quarto. TICKLER. NORTH. No, no, that humbug is clean gone at all events. No quarto poems now, Mr Tickler. ODOHERTY. Just read the opening paragraph. By jingo, I could hear it a hundred times. NORTH. There, read it yourself. I never could spout poetry. ODOHERTY. I flatter myself I have a good deal of Coleridge's style of enunciation about me when I choose. Shall I sport this in my most moving manner? NORTH. Pooh! don't be a fool. Read it as it ought to be read. anything more worthy of being treated with respect. and begin. You have seldom read ODOHERTY (reads.) "There was a time-but it is gone !When he that sat on Albyn's throne Over his kindred Scots alone Upheld a father's sway; Grim as the wolf that guards his young, Were from that bourn expell'd. His couch the heath on summer even, Ruled o'er a people bold and free, TICKLER. Very beautiful indeed. There is a fine breadth and boldness of utterance about this. NORTH. Ay, indeed is there. Here, ODoherty, give me the book. You read the passage very well-very well indeed.—This Queen Hynde, you see, Tickler, is left in rather a difficult situation. The Norse King comes over the sea, to wed her, vi et armis, and her Majesty sets off for Icolmkill, to consult old Saint Columba, who was then and there in all his glory. She gets among all the old monks with her maids of honour about her, and pretty work there is of it. One impudent little cutty, of the name of Wicked Wene, is capitally touched off. Lythe and listen, lordlings free-(reads.) "Come, view the barefoot group with Kneeling upon one bended knee, There was one maiden of the train And never was her heart so pleased No sooner had this fairy eyed Whene'er a face she could espy Then would she tramp his crumpled toes, Or, with sharp fillip on the nose, With holy anger glow'd his look; At length the little demon strode That, spite of insult and amaze, Softer and softer wax'd his gaze, Till all his stupid face was blent Wonderfully spirited, really. tive parts of the Queen's Wake. Low bow'd the imp with seemly grace, And humbly shew'd to acquiesce; But mischief on that lip did lie, And sly dissemblage in the eye. Scarce had her mistress ceased to speak, When form'd the dimple on her cheek, And her keen glance did well bewray Who next should fall the jackall's prey. Saint Oran, woe be to the time She mark'd thy purity sublime!" TICKLER. Why, this is infinitely better than the narra- NORTH. To be sure he is-He has the true stuff in him, lads. Hear again-(reads.) "Ere that time, Wene, full silently, Had slid up to Saint Oran's knee, And ogled him with look so bland, That all his efforts could not stand; Such language hung on every glance; Such sweet provoking impudence. At first he tried with look severe That silent eloquence to sear, But little ween'd the fairy's skill, He tried what was impossible! His flush of wrath, and glance unkind, Were anodynes unto her mind. Then she would look demure, and sigh, And sink in graceful courtesy ; Press both her hands on her fair breast, And look what could not be exprest! When o'er his frame her glance would stray, He wist not what to do or say! No one perceived the elf's despight, say, For all her freaks by night and day, The statue of meek innocence ! Why, it's quite capital all this. The rhythm is quite animating. TICKLER. Perge. Another screed, Christopher. Shall I fill your glass? NORTH. Yes. Stir the fire, ODoherty. But softly, don't waken Clavers." Gently stir." That will do, sir. Here goes the Bard again. "Scarce had he said the word, Amen, When petulant and pesterous Wene Kneel'd on the sand and clasp'd his knee, And thus address'd her earnest plea : 'O, holy sire! be it my meed Nay, think not me to drive away, The path of truth!' Saint Oran cried, Had, by that maiden's fond intent, The path of truth!-O God of heaven ! Be my indignant oath forgiven! Shed its dire influence through our fane, "Were God for trial here to throw Man's ruthless and eternal foe, And ask with which I would contend, I'd drive thee hence, and take the fiend! The devil, man may hold at bay, With book, and bead, and holy lay; But from the snare of woman's wile, Her breath, and sin-uplifted smileNo power of man may 'scape that gin, His foe is in the soul within. O! if beside the walks of men, Its strength shall waste, its vitals burn, 'Angels indeed!' said Lachlan Dhu, As from the strand the boat withdrew. Lachlan was he whom Wene address'd, Whose temple her soft hand had press'd; Whose beard she caught with flippant grace, And smiled upon his sluggish face. Angels indeed!' said Lachlan Dhu. 6 Lachlan,' the Father cried with heat, 'Thou art a man of thoughts unmeet! For that same sigh, and utterance too, Thou shalt a grievous penance do. Angels, forsooth!-O God, I pray, Such blooming angels keep away!'. Lachlan turn'd round in seeming pain, Look'd up to heaven, and sigh'd again! From that time forth, it doth appear, Alas, what woes her mischief drew The tide was high, the wind was low; Heyho! the jug, the jug! And ere they won the Sound of Mull, During the silent, eiry dream, Maid of Dunedin, thou may'st see, moon; For what am I, or what art thou, The sea must flow, the cloud descend, Sail on the whirlwind or the storm, Say, may the meteor of the wild, TICKLER. There why all this is quite the thing-the very thing. Is the poem equal, North? NORTH. Of course not. 'Tis Hogg's. There are many things in it as absurd as possible-some real monstrosities of stuff-but, on the whole, this, sir, is James Hogg's masterpiece, and that is saying something, I guess. There is a more sustained vigour and force over the whole strain than he ever could hit before; and though, perhaps, there is nothing quite so charming as my Bonny Kilmeny, that was but a ballad by itself while here, sir, here we have a real workmanlike poem-a production regularly planned, and powerfully executed. Sir, James Hogg will go down as one of the true worthies of this age. TICKLER. Who doubts it? Keep us all, the jug is out again! Come, Christopher, I'll try the thing once more, if you'll read, while my fingers are at work. NORTH. Nay, nay, fair play's a jewel. Give me the materials, Tim. Here, Sir Morgan, you shall read, while I create. Give me the bottle, I say. This shall be ditto? TICKLER. "Like coats in heraldry, two of the first."-Shakespeare !-hem! NORTH. Esto. There, ODoherty, read what I have marked. ODOHERTY. 66 · ἵνα σφισιν ἐμβασιλευῃ !”_hem !— "Whoe'er in future time shall stray O'er these wild valleys west away, Where first, by many a trackless strand, The Caledonian held command; Where ancient Lorn, from northern shores Of Clyde to where Glen-Connel roars, I pledge my word, whether thou lovest Old Beregon! what soul so tame These ruins shall be dear to fame, Nay, look around, on green-sea wave, Thou still may'st see, on looking round, That, saving from the northern bound, Where stretch'd the suburbs to the muir, The city stood from foes secure. North on Bornean height was placed King Eric's camp, o'er heathery waste; And on Barvulen's ridge behind, Rock'd his pavilion to the wind, Where royal banners, floating high Like meteors, stream'd along the sky." By Jericho, this is almost as good as a bit of Marmion. Fine mouthable apophthegms, as he would call them. NORTH. The Shepherd has some grand notes about the Celtic capital of Beregon, or Selma signifies The Beautiful View; Beregon, or Perecon, as it is pronounced, The Serpent of the Strait. |