TALES FROM A CAROLINA CRAZY: Reaching The End Of My Rope

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Author House, Jan 20, 2012 - Humor - 400 pages
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In his second book Grigsby has amassed a delightful collection of humorous short stories that takes us back through our youthful days of innocent pranks and rollicking fun with friends and acquaintances.
 
TALES FROM A CAROLINA CRAZY covers experiences from childhood through college days and into adulthood.  The adventure, humor, thrill of the chase and much more takes us across the United States, Canada as well as through the Middle and Far East.
 
This collection of stories written from a Southerner's point of view will amuse, entertain and enlighten you.  If you would like to find out what it was like to grow up in the South, travel across country and read about foreign adventures, then you'll certainly devour TALES FROM A CAROLINA CRAZY.
 

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Contents

THE BIMINI BILLFISH TOURNAMENT
1
SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE ALL THE LUCK
14
THE REPAID GRUDGE
18
LOST YOUR HUBCAP?
19
ITS OK TO WHIP ASS
21
ODE TO A REDNECK
23
BETTER GUARD YOUR GRILL
28
SNAKE BITE
29
THE HAIR PIECE
156
FAMILY VACATION
158
ROLLING THE BONES WITH DICK QUICK AND REDNECK RALPH
159
THE BOAT IS ON FIRE
165
THE BIG CON
168
THE MOOSE ARE STILL SAFE
173
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND
184
BULLMASTER
189

THE MAN THAT DID NOT ESCAPE
31
THE DOG INSPECTORS
33
MIDNIGHT MARY
34
HURRICANE
36
CRUSIN FOR A BOOZIN
41
INTERNET DATING
44
POISON TIPPED ARROWS
46
PLEASE DONT MACE ME
49
LAST POKER GAME
52
PULL A JOKE ON DEM FOLK
54
GIVE ME THE FINGER
55
NO MORE RIDES
58
KING BULL
61
BE MY GUEST
63
THE SKY VIEW DRIVEIN
64
LAST DENTIST VISIT
65
THE PAYBACK
69
ALL ABOARD MIAMI
70
THE SUNDAY DRIVE
76
LAST HIGHSCHOOL REUNION
80
BULLY IN THE FOURTH GRADE
84
THE GREEN JIG
86
DRUM SOLO
89
DORM LIFE IS GOOD
92
BORED? KIDNAP A DRUNK FOR SPORT
94
THE GOBBLER
96
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
98
OUT OF CONTROL AND NO HOPE IN SIGHT
100
BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU DANGLE YOUR RED WIGGLERS
103
TABLE DANCER
105
TOE SUCK
107
BREAKING IN A DUMB ASS
109
LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD
112
SNAKE SURPRISE
114
CAUGHT NAKED
117
KNIGHT IN SHINNING ARMOR
118
HAPPY HUNTING
119
HANGGLIDING BRAINLESS
121
NO MORE ATTACK DOGS
123
STRANDED AT SANTEE
126
ENTERING THE FOOD CHAIN
129
CAT PRINTS IN THE TUNA FISH SALAD
132
LAST JUMP
135
IF I END UP IN JAIL ITS BECAUSE I MURDERED MY DOCTOR
136
OBSESSED
142
YOUR LUCK CAN CHANGE AT THE DROP OF A HAT
146
CALLING UP THE CATS
191
BUZZED OFF
194
CAMPERS NIGHTMARE
197
THE CATS IN THE BAG
202
HOLY MEN AND THEIR RAP
204
FLYING HIGH
206
A DOG FROM MEXICO
208
THE ADVENTURES OF WET MAN AND DRY MAN
211
A FRIGHT FOR LIFE
224
TASER STUPID
229
LAST FLIGHT WITH CODY BOSWELL
231
CHARTER BOAT HIT AND RUN
236
GETTING OUT OF THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
239
THE LEGEND OF CHARLIE FRANKLIN
244
THAT 60S HIPPY THING MAN
253
TOWEL HEADS
256
IM HUNTING WILD BOAR NOT TWENTY FOOT MONKEYS
259
ENTER AT OWN RISK
263
DIAMONDS OR GOLD?
266
THE POOR CRABBER
275
THE SHORT JOB
280
PLANTATION PLUNDERING
285
THE PELICAN WAS BRIEF
289
FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
293
A MOUNTAINEER IN HIS OWN MIND
295
NO WONDER THE FISH AINT BITING
306
NO MORE BALDHEADED WOMEN
311
RABBIT STEW
318
NO TRESPASSING
320
FIRST BOW KILL
323
MAD MAX
326
THE FAR EAST CONNECTION DESTINATION BANGKOK
328
PLEASE DONT PASS THE MONKEY BRAIN
333
THE BIG SCRUB
337
FISHING IN STYLE
342
IM NO TERRORIST GIVE ME BACK MY BRIEFCASE
346
BIZARRE ARRANGEMENTS
350
THE UNBELIEVABLE SCHEDULE
351
THE GOLDEN TRIANGLE
353
FIRST AND LAST MONKEY HUNT
356
CHARACTERS OF PATPONG ROAD
358
THE MID EAST CONNECTION THE HOMOSEXUAL CAMEL PILOT
365
BUMLUCK EGYPT
370
WHO IN THE HELL EVER SAID DONT PANIC
377
THE CURSE OF THE PHARAOH
379
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Grigsby Arnette was born and raised in South Carolina where he spent his youth exploring the Atlantic ocean, the waterways and national forests of the area, always seeking adventure.
 
As a tennis professional he has traveled around the world fifteen times experiencing quite a few changes in customs and cultures.  He has also lived in many areas across the United States.  He is recognized by the USTA and the USPTA as a well respected coach on the international level.  He has also coached many foreign Davis Cup teams.
 
In addition to his tennis, he is a professional percussionist, fisherman, hunter, mountain climber, scuba diver and dirt biker.  He also is the inventor and owner of www.BiminiRingGame.com.  He has a quick wit, love for life and an unquenchable thirst for adventure.

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