BOOK THE FIRST. CHAPTER I. IN Bancok,*-all the world must know A gentleman whose name was Fiam. If rich, have love enough to sate you; But only ask them for a sous, And, Gad! how bitterly they hate you! • Or Bangkok. Our Fiam was a handsome fellow, His nose was flat, his skin was yellow; He might have seemed Apollo's grandson, But, spite of this surpassing beauty, Since marriage first had joined the pair,) She ne'er had managed to bestow Upon this charming spouse an heir. Now this neglect was aught but proper, And half her friends began to drop her. At length (it was one Van-a-thed,*) To Fiam she to-day decreed So far, so good! the Siam nation Is somewhat thin of population; And (there, as here, two sects are clamorous, The Economic and the Amorous,) * Sunday. It must have charmed the Siam Saddlers,* But, ah!—the worst's to come!—for Fate The fairest hope of mortal man tricks; Joined breast to breast-our Twins together. This freak of Mrs. Fate's, I fear, Would nowhere give much satisfaction, It was a most flagitious action. At Bancok's always to look down on The smallest pre-resolve to frown on. I leave you to conceive the scene ! * Mr. Sadler, on whom his godfathers bestowed the most just of all epithets by the most prophetic of all initials—Mr. M. T. (commonly pronounced Empty) Sadler, has lately published a book in opposition to the followers of Malthus; the size of it is very remarkable. They also boast--there's no concealing-- So sate he in a marble grieving--- Meanwhile, of course, with kindly chatter, *Aristot. de Poetica, sect. xi. ↑ Pig and ducks are the favourite food of the Siamese. |